I solved the problem of dating! “Men are the problem!”

That’s the answer, right?

At least that’s the conclusion of these half-assed, half-baked shitty think pieces that came out of someone’s woefully empty dome.

My passion is a curse.

I read dating articles every day, and a lot of them are written to have the same dumb, non-research-based conclusion. Or some pandering “bitch made” man who virtue signals his way through the piece, knowing that his readership is primarily women whilst prattling on about the same dated, old arguments he’s heard on the internet.

Reading these dating articles is like listening to a broken record that only knows one old busted-ass song — “The Ballad of the Predictable Pandering.” No matter how many times you spin it, the tune remains the same: unchanging and monotonous, simply written by a different person who wants to jump on a trending topic.

Oh, brother.

Articles fall into these mind-numbing repetitive patterns. They offer conclusions that lack depth or rigorous research, hell, any kind of research, opting for generic, simplistic platitudes over real, objective, nuanced insights…