“I won’t settle!’: Why Women Are Choosing Singledom In Droves

Women are opting for solo missions, lads.

Cue the suspenseful music. We’re quaking in our sneakers.

This is as bleak as a biscuit without tea.

But hold on a minute.

Seems like the gents are joining the solo club too! And apparently, we’ve become a picky bunch as well.

What’s the universe trying to tell us!?

*Sigh**

If you have a football game on the TV and one team says we don’t want to play because of your foul language last season and the other team says we don’t want to play because you disrespected our coach.

What happens!?

200,000 fans leave angry and frustrated, and nothing happens!

Both teams end up looking stupid and childish. Effectively spitting their metaphorical binky out their mouths cause they’re not getting their way.

What both teams want ends up not happening because they can’t look past themselves.

This is a majority of the modern self-victimized cry babies who no longer want to date cause of bad experiences they might have had.

(Disclaimer: I know how a lot of you like to go to the extreme of examples for everything, so…