“Pick Me’s” Are Getting Picked and You Ain’t.

Yes, crybabies of Medium.

You read that right.

The women that troglodytes online keep labeling as “Pick Me’s” have successful, happy, and long-lasting partnerships. While the rest of you hating ass-busters are online complaining about how men are the problem and not needed. Blargh, blargh, patriarchy, toxic male, and a hundred other parroted cliches you all keep spouting out with zero credibility to back it up.

But you:

• doN’t nEEd a mAn!
• hAPpy to bE siNGle!

Right?

COPE.

I’m begging people to be original in the comments. Fucking begging.

Whenever I see a video, an article, or a book whose intention is to help men or give women advice on how to date men. I always see these comments:

“What a “Pick Me.”

My eyes roll back, and I’m reminded that when push comes to shove, most people will utter a sentence only using the lowest comment denominator or rationale. Ask them for an original idea, and you’ll see them sweating like they’re trying to decipher hieroglyphics with a preschool alphabet book.