Some men just don’t fucking learn.

How men can trust their gut when it comes to dating.

Nah, for real, cause some of these dudes out here sound like fucking bozos.

I don’t mean this in a nice way, either.

I’ll never forget listening to my friend’s dating stories for 3 months.

It got to a point where I wanted to chop my ears off and throw them on the freeway so I didn’t have to hear him make the same mistakes. He kept making these stupid boneheaded mistakes or decisions cause he was so desperate to find love.

How do I know this!?

Cause I was once a stupid ass non-critical-thinking male bozo. I had the dating analytical skills of a goldfish in a library.

I was the leader, founder, and treasure of the Modern Dating clown show, and I got receipts.

Oh goodness, do I have the receipts!?

A wise man learns from the mistakes of others, a fool from his own. So learn from my mistakes so your mishaps are hopefully not as embarrassing as mine. The best lessons are learned from the hardest knocks, but they don’t have to be your own.

“The Rom-Com Meeting”

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