The Lamest Thing, A Guy, Can Do!

Please don’t be like this guy…

Here we go, another day, another huge cringe-fest burger thrown right in my face that I have to chow down on.

A follower of mine sent me these screenshots via my Instagram.

I laughed at first and found it hilarious and also painstakingly cringed. But then I got curious and wondered if this was an up-and-coming trend that lame dudes keep doing.

Unfortunately, I was right.

Just look below. Apparently, this is a thing.

Guys, what the fuck!?

Stalking a woman, you thought was cute on Tinder/Bumble/Hinge but didn’t match with and then having the audacity to message her!?

C’mon, man!?

It’s like seeing someone else’s mouthwatering cake in a bakery, but instead of buying your own, you break into their home at night to get a bite of theirs. Not only is it illegal and creepy, but it also ruins the joy of having your own cake. By the time you’ve eaten the cake, you’ll likely end up with a nasty taste of regret, a restraining order, and a forever locked bakery. Not to mention, the violated party won’t exactly be lining up to bake you any more cakes in the future.

Wait, let me dial back a little. I love you guys; I really do. I’ve been there, lonely, unsure of myself, and wanting to find my dream girl. But please know this isn’t the way. I’m pretty confident that 80% of my male readers wouldn’t do this. So if you know any dudes that would, please reprimand and tell them that this shit isn’t cool. It weirds women out, and they’re not much likely to want to date you after this.

So please, for fucks sake, STOP finding women you see on dating apps on their personal social media profiles, especially if you haven’t connected and there isn’t a single identifier in their profiles.