Why women really are choosing to be single…

Women are choosing to be single, fellas.

Oh no.

This isn’t good at all.

But wait.

It turns out men are choosing to be single too! What does this all mean!?

*Sigh**

If you have a football game on the TV and one team says we don’t want to play because of your foul language last season and the other team says we don’t want to play because you disrespected our coach.

What happens!?

200,000 fans leave angry and frustrated, and nothing happens!

Both teams end up looking stupid and childish. Effectively spitting their metaphorical binky out their mouths cause they’re not getting their way.

What both teams want ends up not happening because they can’t look past themselves.

This is a majority of the modern self-victimized cry babies who no longer want to date cause of bad experiences they might have had.

(Disclaimer: I know how a lot of you like to go to the extreme of examples for everything, so please let me be extensively clear, this doesn’t include victims of sexual assault, violent partners, or felonies people have experienced at the hands of dating.)