Women DO Care About Looks and Money!

But not in the way you might think.

Confession.

I used to be a waste of space, talking the talk but never walking the walk.

In 2014, I was the heaviest I’ve ever been. I went from a 200-pound football athlete in university to a pudgy 282 pounds. I was let go from a start-up that went bust past Series A. To make matters worse, I got dumped about two weeks after I was let go. Most of the time, I played video games, watched movies all day, and jerked off. I rarely read, didn’t exercise, and was just trying to get by. I had aspirations, but I would try them and then give up after 72 hours.

Ultimately, I was kind of a joke.

I feel okay admitting that because it was true.

So what did I decide to do?

Online dating.

Ha.

I kid you not; I was lonely and depressed. I felt like I needed someone at the time.

I ventured into online dating like a sloth participating in a marathon — slow, uncertain, and hilariously out of my element.