Women never tell men the truth, and all you do is clap for them.

Men are cooked, bruv.

Remember how I spoke about how women don’t give good dating advice to men?

Well, I was proven right once again.

Another boring self-aggrandizing article titled

“this is what women actually want”.

They go on to list these things:

• Listen with intent.
• Be thoughtful
• Spend quality time together
• Express affection
• Help without being asked
• Be her biggest fan
• Be consistent

So, basic things that could be applied to men or women. Nothing unique.

Reading those ‘What Women Actually Want’ tips from a woman who has never dated a single woman ever in her life is like using a compass in the Bermuda Triangle; you think you’re navigating towards treasure, but you’re just circling around complete bullshit.

Here’s the problem.

I don’t know why, but women often fail to talk about:

• Height preference
• Age
• Physically in shape