Your time is running out to find love…

Yes, I said that right, no clickbait, no bullshit. I believe this. You don’t have as much time as you think you do to date. I’m going to break it down.

I’m so sick of the dating cliches and I got even sicker of them when I was dating. Women would all tell me the same thing when I would be on a first date.

• “I’ve had my fun and and I’m ready to settle down.”
• “I don’t need a man, I want a man.”
• “I’m very happy to be single, I don’t need someone to make me happy.”
• “I need someone who’s on my level.”
• “I don’t need to rush.”
• “I’m trying to figure out who I am.”
• “I’m enjoying my 20’s.”
• “I’m not rushing to date anyone.”
• “I want to have a relationship but I want to take it slow and see where it goes.”

Now, hold your horses, this isn’t a post-bashing women, I only mention these stories cause I don’t date men. These are my own experiences.

But I would imagine all these points apply to men too, so this article is for both of you.

Anyways…

People spout of these corny lines to me allllll the time to a point where I’d be laughing on the opposite side of the phone…